no calories

No fork food today.

Something else to feed you with, thanks to Glutton For Life's Friday hit list.

In other news, if you find yourself with an itchy clicking finger, aim it at bee-killing pesticides, Monsanto's GMO corn, Frankenfish, or the dark side of pop culture and fire away. It's the work of a moment, I swear.

Going to go work on my outfit now. Keep an eye out for me on the street later; I'll be easy to spot.